So the way we finish a year up in 7-8 is to host our own Academy Awards night.
People dress up in their prom outfits, are all nominated for something, and if they win something, they get to go up onstage and have a little speech (if they wish).
For us 7-8ers, we present the awards as characters.
They could be characters that we’ve been in previous shows (like Mickey as Belle and Max as Gaston), or current icons (like Taylor Swift), or memorable shows/movies/commercials (like the Avengers).
Well last year, I presented an award as Alice (since I have a homemade Alice costume my mom made for me the year before) with Candace (the Enchantress) as a sexy/modern Queen of Hearts.
I really wanted to do that again this year. Alas, our dictator— I mean director— didn’t want that considering it was already done the past two years (an old fart used my very dress to present with her own Mad Hatter).
It was the only thing I wanted to present as. So with that crushed, I was kinda thrown in as Flo, the Progressive Girl and as a Powerpuff Girl (Buttercup) alongside Mickey and Candace.
Like in the actual Academy Awards, we also have performances. For example, in the past, Allie (She’s my Ariel) and Daniel (Cowardly Lion in Wizard of Oz) sang “Grenade,” which was big then.
Well, if I couldn’t have me as Alice, then I would definitely want a Disney song put in SOMEWHERE.
A little backstory to this:
Last year, when things were good, we had extra time in class so our teacher spilt us into two teams and had us do improv dancing. She played “Circle of Life” for the first team and “Under the Sea” for the second team (the one I was in).
What Team 1 came up with was so perfect, so hilarious, it was absolutely amazing.
We were so distracted, we couldn’t come up with anything good so we flopped around like fish out of water and I was dancing seaweed.
So I brought that up, wishing to use it as our opening. And everyone liked the idea so it was put down.
We started going over this a few days ago.
We have two Rafikki’s, a Mufasa and Sarabi, Yoda (from our dinner theatre show “Star Treks,” which was a parody of Star Wars and Star Treck) as Simba, two gazelles, two giraffes, two birds, and an elephant.
The monkeys are center stage when the music starts and originally, they were to sing along with the music as the animals walk across the stage. As the music swells to the chorus, our Rafikkis sit on chairs on both sides of the stage and we lift them and spin.
After that, we were running dry on ideas (no one else noticed how long this song was).
When the ending comes though, the giraffes stand on the chairs while the animals make a horseshoe around Mufasa, Sarabi, and Rafikkis and when the ending hits, everyone bows down and yay! I loved that.
And then our teachers wants it cheesier. So we were to shout what our animals are. While Mickey and Candace are jumping they go “Gazelle! Gazelle!” and so on.
That was hilarious when our elephant came out. The way he does it!
And then! She wants it even cheesier. So she’s standing there talking to us how the message Mufasa conveyed to Simba was that death was a natural thing and whatnot, (I raised my eyebrow in silence at that.) and she muses how ironic it would be for the lions to kill off all the other animals and to have one barely surviving Rafikki climb over a mountain of corpses instead of Pride Rock.
We went ahead and tried it. And it was funny at first, but it wasn’t something that I hoped would be our actual performance. We ran through it a second time and as I lay on my side facing the audience, I stared off into space thinking about how much I disliked the idea of my only suggestion turning into a bloodbath. Our director pointed out how frighting it was to have my eyes open and I rolled onto my back and stared into the ceiling lights while everyone got up and chatted about how funny it would be. I finally announced my distaste for it and when asked why by our teacher, Gatson helped me up and I said,
“It’s a Disney song.”
And then everyone let out their breath in sympathy as it clicked in their heads about my Disney obsession. They all know that I love this, that’s it’s my happiness and what I’m passionate about and many of them are very happy with this blog.
Our teacher even mused at me when I was checking out Beauty and the Beast tickets about my abnormal love of Disney, considering I altered our show shirt and wear a lovely Mickey Mouse necklace everyday (given to me by our Cogsworth).
Unfortunately we didn’t have any time left to discuss it as the bell was ringing soon. We put the room back in order and we left.
I really don’t want to feel like a Disney snob when it comes to this, but this is our last performance on the stage we all met on. The only thing that I want that is happening in this show. The last thing that will express my love for the thing that keeps me going.
That was Thursday, and I was pulled out of school Friday for an appointment so I don’t know if we’re keeping it, if she’s taking my feelings into consideration because if she isn’t, when I lie onstage, I’m gonna have a look of disgust on my face and just get up and walk offstage.